Wednesday 19 October 2016

(107 )GIF Guzzler.

Ever six seconds. John relived his nightmare. The unrelenting cock would unload into his mouth.
although but a brief second his taste buds captured every flavour of the unwanted deposit. If only he could spit it out but every time he was forced to close his jaw swill the goo all around his gums and
swallow. He could feel the copious gloop slowly slither down his throat.Maybe you can see his disgust? The never-ending horror of this curse. He wants to vomit,scream. maybe even beg for release. Again ever six seconds thousands of times a day.
 John loved receiving  oral but his girlfriend Jullie hated it. Even more so when he insisted she swallowed every drop. He knew her abhorrence but John loved the dominance and seeing a woman on her knees before him forced to take his seed.  
 Jullie could not take his humiliation and bullying anymore. And when she left him she cast a spell to leave him in GIF hell.
 Is the internet immortal? Every six second,every six seconds.

average white band Lets go round again.mov

Sunday 16 October 2016

(106) The Art Of Persuasion.

Well, I failed to get the Nobel prize for litriture, Again!
There are two caption contests to plug. http://degradeddamsels.blogspot.co.uk/  and  http://tganderson.blogspot.co.uk/  both fine blogs to visit and take part if you feel the urge.
I often have the urge but very rarely the energy.


Fuzzbox - Love Is The Slug (Official Music Video)

Sunday 9 October 2016

(104) Dee Flowered.

Hello. I hope you have all had a good week. I've cricked my neck so with that and my aching back and shoulder I have been shuffling around  like Quasimodo.
 I made this caption after reading the following caption on Dee Mentia's blog. http://deelusionsofgrandeur.blogspot.co.uk/2016/09/i-got-idea-from-youtube-right.html.
I thought of this follow up straight away. Sorry, I could not find a better photo. I was hoping to find
two butch lesbians with strap ons. Hours I had to spend watching lesbian porn. Oh, how I suffer for my art. My arm and hand are now aching too!




The Groundhogs - Split Pt. 2 (1971) "Live Audio" London concert. 1971.

Saturday 1 October 2016

(102) The The Fart Caption.

Normal service well be resumed A S A P. I managed to get cut of the internet yet again.
Well just to prove what a loss to the world wide web that is.



Joni Mitchell Both sides now on Mama Cass Show 1969