Sunday, 18 June 2017

(136) An Idle Boast.

Its just so so hot here today. I work up a sweat just watching TV. I am in my shorts but would be good to get into a short mini skirt to air my sweaty bollocks. Now there is an image to leave you with nightmares tonight.
 An old caption here but with a slightly reworked ending.

[HQ] The Smiths - Bigmouth Strikes Again (Whistle Test, 1986)

Sunday, 11 June 2017

(135) To Mean?

Another old one. I  am still living my DIY nightmare. Putting flooring down today. Only one injury
to finger tip, stupid saw blades!

Thursday, 25 May 2017

(134) Time Well Spent?

Just another quicky but fresh off the press. 
I have been working way too hard in the current heat wave. Pulling down and remaking metal shelving at work. So many nuts and bolt I dream of them. Although with my fingers twisting so many fiddly nuts onto bolts maybe my new finger dexterity might give the girlfriend a smile on her face?

Sunday, 14 May 2017

(132) Going To Need A Plan B.

I have started a  DIY project to update my kitchen. To be honest, I wish I had not, it is taking an age it's the room where order and cleanliness should reign not the chaos I've got. And living on microwave meals and take outs for three weeks may have contributed to the first acne I have had in many a long year.
 Have not had much time to write so an older offering from the archive.

Monday, 1 May 2017

(131) Mayday.

Apparently, the Mayday call for help is a corruption of the french M'aidez, Help me.
It's a good job really, I mean if your boat is about to be dashed on the rocks or the wing has just fallen off your plane I do not think it's a good time to have to learn French.
 My french language teacher at school had a very broad Irish accent. I had enough trouble trying to understand her English so no hope of learning any French.

Monday, 24 April 2017

(130) The Sissy Collector.

Hope you are all well. You may have noticed I  go around to updating the blog list. Do let me know if
you are starting your own blog or have seen a blog I've not noticed yet. I am happy to add them.
 As always thank you for the ticks, comments, and followers.