(166) Wanks A Million.

Hi folks. Well despite all my doom and gloom on the last post. A little sunshine. This blog has past one million page hits.
                                           THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Being the Ego maniac I am I have been keeping an eye on things but was expecting it sometime next month but all you lovely people pulled something out and gave me a huge splurge of love.
In true Oscars fashion. I was so not expecting this and did not expect to win against such stiff opposition, I did not prepare anything. (Pulls long speech and caption from the handbag.)
When I started posting in 2013 I am sure I had the same dreed as any blogger and would not get any hits. But I like to inflict punishment and stuck with it. I am so glad you keep coming. Love you all.
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(161) Collecting Her Belongings.

I made this one a few weeks ago. Thought that I would give it an outing as I was out last night with the guys from work and am feeling a little worse for wear. Damn it why is this computer screen so bright!?

(160) Into The Lioness Den.

Oh no! Christmas is coming. I heard the first Johnny Mathis when a child is born. This is happening, people!
 I have a long one for you. Take a deep breath, brace yourselves. Its coming ready or not.

(158) An Office Coup.

This is the "Caption" that I was working on last week. It has got rather long so more of a short essay now. You know me I do like to pile on the agony.
Let me know what you think of it.

(155) Halloween Horror 3

(136) An Idle Boast.

Its just so so hot here today. I work up a sweat just watching TV. I am in my shorts but would be good to get into a short mini skirt to air my sweaty bollocks. Now there is an image to leave you with nightmares tonight.
 An old caption here but with a slightly reworked ending.

(132) Going To Need A Plan B.

I have started a  DIY project to update my kitchen. To be honest, I wish I had not, it is taking an age it's the room where order and cleanliness should reign not the chaos I've got. And living on microwave meals and take outs for three weeks may have contributed to the first acne I have had in many a long year.
 Have not had much time to write so an older offering from the archive.

(124) Nursed Back To?

A new post at last. Sorry again for the delays. You never know this could become a regular thing.

(112) A learning Process.

Sorry for the lack of posts. My brain is sometimes beyond my control.
 For a change, I have made a nice caption. It is a rewrite of a very early caption long lost in blog heaven. It got a little long and could have been longer just remembered something I was going to put in but forgot.
 This is for Kaaren. Thank you for the comments and for always seeing the positive. X

(103) The Spy Who Is Left Out In The Cold,

(101) So What's Gone Wrong?

This is not the caption I was going to post today but the one I started kind of got away from me and I ran out of time and enthusiasm. And also as i could not find the right photo for the theme  etc etc.
 Anyway. This one was made for  Natasha at http://natashascoercedcaps.blogspot.co.uk/.
  Its this or a fart joke. but I might post that in the week anyway. I am so classy.

(100) The Lost Case Book.The DinkyWinkie Berries.

For this the one hundredth caption spectacular. I am sure you were expecting glitz, dancing girls, performing wombats on unicycles.  Erm well no sorry about that but a longer two part caption
from the newly discovered unpublished notes of Doctor Whatson where we discover Homes was
not always the great detective but did get his man.
(Names have been changed to prevent lawsuits and copyright.)

(86) I Am Iron Man.

A mid week post ! W T F ?

(78) Just As You Think Its All Over.

Well I am back. Kind off. It has not been a good few weeks. An Uncle passing away, the usual mad mother hassles and a dodgy patch with the girl friend. So not been able to string to words together for a caption. Hence an older one for your delectation. I can not remember where i made this for. I really should keep better notes.
 I Hope to be back into the swing of things real soon maybe even complete my growing folder of half finished captions.
 Oh Mudhoney the greatest band EVER! Always there to ease my decent into the mad ness.

(66) Don't Kiss Under The Mistletoe With Anyone Else But Me.

(55) Tomboy Tomfoolery

Another weekend flown buy:( What a life got my Monday morning blues already. SIGH !
 But a little blog browsing and the forced fem suffering of others should brighten the evening.
 

(37) BOUNTY

The mutiny on the Bounty 4/28/1789 Fletcher Christian and crew of HMS Bounty cast Captain William Bligh and eighteen loyal crew members adrift. He may have been a crap Captain but Bligh was an excelent navigator they were adrift on the ocean for forty seven days before making land. Few of the mutineers we ever caught could this be why?

(31) Fools

A couple for All fools day. Hope none of you well get/have got tricked. And that you are all in your panties buy choice.