(173) Wedding Day Nerves.

Another weekend already doesn't  time fly. Here is an old contest entry. But I have some work in progress so hopefully new stuff soon.
 I managed to recover the story I was working on last week which self-destructed. Had to dig deep to find the file stored deep in the depths so just need to tidy that up. Brt you can't wait.

(171) Remember When.

Hi guys. Another quick one for you. Still so many ups and mostly downs in the real world for me its a little hard to put my mind to writing. Why does life have to be so complicated?
Maybe that's why there are so many faiths, creeds and philosophies the world is one of those Japanese TVs that we can never set up correctly and we are all looking for the instruction manual.
Dude that's deep man!

(161) Collecting Her Belongings.

I made this one a few weeks ago. Thought that I would give it an outing as I was out last night with the guys from work and am feeling a little worse for wear. Damn it why is this computer screen so bright!?

(158) An Office Coup.

This is the "Caption" that I was working on last week. It has got rather long so more of a short essay now. You know me I do like to pile on the agony.
Let me know what you think of it.

(156) Shopping Aisle Trial.

Its Guy Fawkes night here, (Bonfire night for the more P C). Despite the rain, my Pyro neighbour is in full flight with fireworks galore. Yay for dangerous traditions. Now a caption that has nothing what so ever to do with that.

(152)All In A Spin.

(GIGGLE) TIME TO GET THEM TASSELS SPINNING BOYS. (CHEERS FROM CROWD)
JAME'S OR HIS STAGE NAME MISS JANE JIGGLES, STARTED TO GET HIS HIS BREASTS IN MOTION FOR THE SHOW STOPPER. 
 HE HATED HOW THE MEN OGLED AND JEERED, HE FELT LIKE MEAT ON DISPLAY. SURE HE HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT WHEN A MERE TWELVE MONTHS AGO HE WENT TO THE SAME KIND OF STRIP BAR AND WAS THE ONE EYEBALLING THE GIRLS.
(SIGH) BUT A GALS GOT TO EAT, AND WITH NO ID, HIS WORK OPTIONS WERE LIMITED TO THESE SEEDY JOINTS.
HE REGRETTED THAT HE HAD NOT MOVED WITH THE TIMES. IT'S THE SIXTIES 
AND AS MUCH AS HE HATED IT HIS WIFE... EX-WIFE HAD SEIZED ON THE WOMEN'S LIB MOVEMENT. WORK, FREEDOMS, AND FAITHFULNESS! IT WAS CRAZY, JUST BECAUSE HE WAS SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN IT DID NOT MEAN HE DID NOT LOVE THE CUTE HOUSEWIFE AT HOME. HE NEVER MESSED WITH HER COOKING AND CLEANING. AND AS LONG AS THEY HAD SEX WHEN HE WANTED HE DID NOT COMPLAIN. SO WHAT WAS THESE STUPID WOMENS BEEF?
 BUT SHE HAD DONE THIS TO HIM. FED HIM HORMONES, DEGRADED AND EMASCULATED HIM, ROBBED HIM OF MASCULINITY AND SHRIVELED HIS OUNCE PROUD MANHOOD. THEN KICKED HIM OUT ON THE STREET.
 WELL AT LEAST THINGS WERE GETTING BETTER, THE MONEY AND TIPS ARE QUITE GOOD. AND GUS THE SECRETLY GAY CLUB BOUNCER GIVES HIM A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD. WELL AS LONG AS HE KEPT THE LITTLE FLAT CLEAN AND TIDY.
MADE HIS MEALS AND LOOKED AFTER HIS NEEDS IN THE BEDROOM. 
JANE WIGGLED ON HER HEELS TO THE STAGE FRONT AND LENT BACKWARDS. THE TASSLED PASTIES IN FULL FLIGHT DID FEEL PRETTY GOOD AGAINST HER SENSITIVE ERECTING NIPPLES.
 BUT SHE LAMENTED, THIS WOULD NOT DO HER BUST ANY GOOD. THESE TITS WOULD BE ON A DOWNWARD PLUNGE FOR SURE.
THIS IS ONE GAL WHO WOULD NOT BE BURNING HER BRA.

(148) Clean Thoughts.

Here we go another caption for your amusement and entertainment.
I have had a very boring weekend as have not been feeling to good.
I looked my symptoms up on the internet I think I have narrowed it
down to bubonic plague or African sleeping sickness.

(147) Trapped In The Wrong Body

(145) Tease And Torment.

Hi girls. Sorry for missing a post. I had a few computer issues. But its sort of working now after a fashion so thought I had better pump one out for you.
Hope you are all well and not getting blown away by Irma.

(140) I'm Melting I'm Melting.

Just a quicky today to keep things rolling along. I am still doing my long work shift and in a fit of madness decided to go out and cut the rather over grown lawn at mmw corporate HQ.
Am feeling very knackered it's only six pm here and I am ready for bed!
But have some days of this week so hopefully, new captions coming soon (ish).

(133) Just An Old Fashioned Girl.

(122)Be What You Want To Be.

A super mega bonus caption. Release the beast.

(118) Two Sides To Every Story.

A very happy new year to you all. Thank you for stopping by my piece of the web this year.
Best wishes and Love Ian X.

(106) The Art Of Persuasion.

Well, I failed to get the Nobel prize for litriture, Again!
There are two caption contests to plug. http://degradeddamsels.blogspot.co.uk/  and  http://tganderson.blogspot.co.uk/  both fine blogs to visit and take part if you feel the urge.
I often have the urge but very rarely the energy.

(101) So What's Gone Wrong?

This is not the caption I was going to post today but the one I started kind of got away from me and I ran out of time and enthusiasm. And also as i could not find the right photo for the theme  etc etc.
 Anyway. This one was made for  Natasha at http://natashascoercedcaps.blogspot.co.uk/.
  Its this or a fart joke. but I might post that in the week anyway. I am so classy.

(94) A Disappointment.

Life holds many disappointments. As Simon Cowell  once said "Fuck of Ian,I well call the police again!" Yes he was disappointed the court order had failed. And I am disappointed that Simon Cowell and his devils offspring are still on TV.
 Oh well keep reaching for the stars or stalking them or, well you know ...

(89) A Sharpe Reminder.

Thanks for the messages they are very much appreciated.
Except for the tick in the good box! I am not sure if that was good I did not post or good that my mother died? There is always one LOL. Maybe something to discus in you next therapy session?
 Hey ho, here's this weeks post.

(88) If You Can Get Them Flaunt Them.

 Happy Fathers day. I have just been watching the end of the Le Mans 24 hour. The Toyota team had it. Just one lap and three minutes of racing left and then the car broke down to let Porsche take the win.
 And at the other end of racing I saw the  Womens cycling tour of Britain pass by. Alison Tetrick had a one and a half minute lead then but got caught with just fifty meters to the finish..(And turns out she had broken 3 ribs from an earlier crash.)
 Well guess its never over to its over but hang on in there.
  If you fancy a go at making your own captions check out
  http://starzcaptioncontests.blogspot.co.uk/  

(86) I Am Iron Man.

A mid week post ! W T F ?

(83) Express Mess

Howdy folks. Just a note. If I do not post for a little while do not fret. I could not pay my internet bill so I could be cut of soon. But like Foo Man Cho I shall return. If I can I well prepost. But you know how slow I type.
 The British dairy farms are struggling at present  so of course I recommend you support your local farmer. But if you have the equipment and a sissy to be punished well you just would wouldn't you.
Or is that just me?