(67) I Am Surprised Sissy Lasted That Long !

A happy new year to you all. Thank you for visiting this blog over the past year. Well I almost kept to a post a week.
 I have updated the blog list do support them. A shout out for two caption contests http://tganderson.blogspot.co.uk/ and http://starzcaptioncontests.blogspot.co.uk/ if you have the day off give them ago.
 And Julie has a new blog at http://betintoskirts.blogspot.co.uk/ it was one of her own contests that I started to make captions. So blame her... I mean Wow look at me now !
 Best Wishes Ian.

Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict

R I P LEMMY (ACTUALLY FORGET THE PEACE)

Look out Heaven Lemmy and Phil Taylor back together.
What can I say Lemmy a true Rock God.
Play these tracks LOUD.

The Head Cat - Good Rockin Tonight

Hawkwind: 'Orgone Acumulator'

Motorhead-Iron Fist

(66) Don't Kiss Under The Mistletoe With Anyone Else But Me.

(65) Gifts For Gary ?.

I am a lean mean caption machine !

(64) From HO HO HO To Ho.

(63) Easily Distracted.

Its almost Christmas.Yes! I  have the week of work yes! Have I done any shopping yet? No.  Have I got any money left? No. Who was it that said "Money can not buy you happiness?" What a F***ing Dickhead !
 Oh well lets start some Christmas captions.

Who da Funk - Shinny disco ball (Extended Version)

Brits In Space

Wishing a safe flight to Tim Peake. The UK does not have much of a record of space flight. The photo above is from the 195os  "Brown Streak" project that proved rather unreliable.
 I would love to be shot into space, my father said if he had been quicker I  would have been!

(63) SLOOSH

I am still working on some longer captions but until then a silly short.

Ozric Tentacles - Sploosh - Live In Liverpool - 28th October 2013

(62) A Stroller In The Park.

I found the photo, made the caption and had it posted within an hour ! A new record. Ho-ray  me.
 Also there is a new contest up over on http://starzcaptioncontests.blogspot.co.uk/?zx=a0506c9153605b31  I hope you well give it a try. A great theme and lots of good photos to use.

(60) A Black Friday.

I hope you all had a good thanks giving. And that your Friday is not black but care free.

(60) A Thanksgiving Turkey.

Happy Thanks giving.

(59) A Start To Another Day.

Here is an old caption from way back when. Yes you guessed it I have still got F all done caption wise. I would try and shake of this lethargy but that seems like hard work.
  OH the joy of being Bipolar. And no I am  not a bear who swings both ways.

2 In A Room - Wiggle It [1990] (Original Music Video from DVD source).avi

(58) A Cure For Man Flu.

Vive La France

(57) The Waiting Game.

I am slowly getting over my fortnight of Man flu. So no excuse must write captions !

Starz Caption Contest

Its great to see Elena has put a post up on her contest site. She has not been able to write for a while
(that darn pesky muse! ) So pop over and say Hi and if you fancy trying your hand at your own caption maybe enter the latest contest. http://starzcaptioncontests.blogspot.co.uk/
 Contests are a great place to start and of course have fun. The theme is Halloween and there are photos to pick from.
  So don't be shy and get typing.

IT'S ALIVE !

Hi folks, did you miss me? no don't answer that. I have been without a computer for a couple of weeks but its Halloween and the ghoul has awakened.
 Witches roam tonight and untold horror is unleashed.
 Well my Halloween captions anyway !

Angel Witch - Angel Witch (Live)

Witches Hat

(55) Tomboy Tomfoolery

Another weekend flown buy:( What a life got my Monday morning blues already. SIGH !
 But a little blog browsing and the forced fem suffering of others should brighten the evening.
 

(54) Suffering Suffragettes

Three captions for today. Found these photos while looking for images for a different theme,
I have not seen captions on  Suffragettes or indeed much vintage stuff.  Perhaps this has been used before way back when. I do enjoy the older photos and dress style so let me know what you think.

(53) Its Not About You.

I hope you are all well in Blog land. I am still having trouble getting my longer captions written out. so back to basics for now with a shorter caption.
 I made a couple today so hopefully well get brain in to gear soon.

Demis Roussos - Forever and Ever (live)

(52) Knock Knock

The end of my week of , back to work tomorrow. My best laid plans went out the window, I got no captions done or a day out or,,,Never mind I got loads of jobs done that I have been putting of for ages. When it takes three days of house work to get sorted you know you have let it go.
  I hate cleaning but had Stereo lab playing on the CD and had the trippy low fi Masters and mistresses get me through the day. Was dancing around the dusting (Not a nice sight but hey in the privacy of your own home).

Stereolab - Metronomic Underground - Live in RJ/Brasil/2000

(51) Mad Maid.

I finally got a caption done for you all. I have the week of. Have got a long list of to do jobs but hopefully can get a few more captions made.
 It was gardening and hedge trimming today and getting stung buy the nettles. I really should
not let the garden get so over grown.

(50) I loved It I Lost It.

From found image to caption to posted in two hours. A new Ian record.
 And in a shameless act of plagiarism (Hello Dee) A video where I pinched the title from.

The Brilliant Corners - Love It I Lost It

(49) Buy Cheap At Your Peril.

I had a fun weekend fixing cars and Airbags but did not get blown up, So to today's epic tale.

(48) Two Panty Raids Gone Wrong And A Wedding.

Thank you Elle for your comment and follow up on What do you give the girl with everything (42).
I am sure you all know her blog, http://w8z2x4m.blogspot.co.uk/ .  But do check it out and spread the love.
 As you probably notice I am a bit of a caption contest slut, And there are some of mine posted  http://tganderson.blogspot.co.uk/ or pending. If you fancy a try a making your own work the contests are a great place to have a go. Dee and Degraded damsels  both have contests running.
 Making captions for this blog is proving a little frustrating I have a few started but seem to have Brainitis at present. I type and delete type and delete.
 Any way here are some I made a few weeks ago to keep things a rolling along.

 

(47) You Raise Me Up, She Takes Him Down.

Sorry for the crappy lay out on this one, I hate computers ! I did not want to miss a post though.
I have been stumped all day for a caption but just made this before bed time.
Talking of being stumped........

RIP Chris Squire

                                                                    RIP Chris Squires founder member and bass of Yes

(45) A Gift For Friendship.

A slightly darker caption this week. Just thought i would mix things up a little.
Let me know what you think.

(44) The Longest Day.

Its the most day light ours of the year for us folks in the northern hemisphere. I was going to spend time in the garden but of course its raining so made this caption instead.
 I would like to thank the owner of the blog   http://genderrolereversal.tumblr.com/ for re-posting two of my captions. As far as I know my first re blog I'm so proud.
 Have a great day.

(43) Magna Carta And A Clanger.

800 Years ago, the first draft of,  The articles of the Barons, later known as Magna Carta ( Great Charter) Was signed by King John. At the time it meant very little , it benefited only about 200
people and King John soon went back on it. But Hay it was a start.
 It is still on British statute though only three clauses remain. The right not to be imprisoned without
trial being the most important.

 And big kids like myself, don't forget the Clangers are back . Forty three years after the last series. (*Nerd alert*forty one years if you count the one of in 1974. *Nerd alert*) ,

(42) What Do You Give The Girl With Everything ?

Hi folks. A new caption for you hot of the key board.

(41)Cat Plays Chicken.

Sorry for a lack of post this week just so much to do and so little time.                                                     Check out the Isle of Man TT racing This week, Here's a fury fan getting very close to the action.
Don't worry it lost one of its nine life's but lived to chase mice another day.

(40) MAIDEN VOYAGE. PART TWO. HANK SINKS.

HI guys and gals. sorry for the brief break. Good news and bad news. My brother has lent to me a better computer so hopefully well cure the caption text problem and I well have speedier web access. The bad news is that a few days before the switch the old machine was hacked and all my saved work has been encrypted and ransomed for the decrypt key. F%*@ing tossers. All my save caption and work in progress is locked. I am sure you are all distraught at the loss to captioning and humanity? So if any body knows how to open the files again please let me know. This post is for Emory Ahlberg. She kindly posted a comment on the first part and suggested I make a follow up. So hope you like it. I really enjoyed writing this. It went from caption to a two part and I guess now more of a short story. Do let me know what you think and also if you want a part three? (I do). Thanks also to Grumpy old fart https://summertime75.wordpress.com/ from where I swiped the photo and others. always a great and interesting source and blog.

(39) Hooters Gal.

I hope that you are all having a fine day. My UK election special did not sprng forth as I hoped. I had a great idea but alas only got it the day after. DOH! This caption was not so taxing but enjoyable to write. I Hope its fun to read also.

(38) Effective Hair Removal.

Another tip from Mistress Webb. Again do not try this at home.

(37) BOUNTY

The mutiny on the Bounty 4/28/1789 Fletcher Christian and crew of HMS Bounty cast Captain William Bligh and eighteen loyal crew members adrift. He may have been a crap Captain but Bligh was an excelent navigator they were adrift on the ocean for forty seven days before making land. Few of the mutineers we ever caught could this be why?

{36)Saloon

I made this one in September 2013. It must be one of my earlest captions. Hopefully I can get time for a fresh one soon. I have afew planned but need some work as yet. Well thats never stopped you before I hear you all sigh.

(35) (again) Mustang Tamed

The 17 th april 1964 the Ford Mustang was launched. I love this car so just had to shoe horn it into a caption somehow. I am still having compuer problems its taken me two hours to get this posted. So if I am a bit lax on updates and replys bare with me. (FIXED)Now in improved readable version.

(34) MAIDEN VOYAGE.

April 14 th 1912 the Titanic strikes an ice berg. Not funny, not sexy....Unless...

(33) Secretaries

Here are

four short captions that I made for a post that did not happen. (Hi Julie, I hope all is ok with you.) Stockings, tight skirts,cleavage in blousese Oh sweet dreams.