(174) Don't Mess With The Queen Of Mean

Howdy folks, Happy Easter to you all.
My come back might have been a bit premature. Still not a lot of enthusiasm for writing or blog browsing at the moment.
I  have a rather worrying lack of libido at the moment! Don't know if its meds, stress, age, male menopause. Maybe too much chocolate. The beast cannot be awakened.
Still, I had a go at finishing this long caption and well try and keep the posts ticking over.

(160) Into The Lioness Den.

Oh no! Christmas is coming. I heard the first Johnny Mathis when a child is born. This is happening, people!
 I have a long one for you. Take a deep breath, brace yourselves. Its coming ready or not.

(156) Shopping Aisle Trial.

Its Guy Fawkes night here, (Bonfire night for the more P C). Despite the rain, my Pyro neighbour is in full flight with fireworks galore. Yay for dangerous traditions. Now a caption that has nothing what so ever to do with that.

(148) Clean Thoughts.

Here we go another caption for your amusement and entertainment.
I have had a very boring weekend as have not been feeling to good.
I looked my symptoms up on the internet I think I have narrowed it
down to bubonic plague or African sleeping sickness.

(94) A Disappointment.

Life holds many disappointments. As Simon Cowell  once said "Fuck of Ian,I well call the police again!" Yes he was disappointed the court order had failed. And I am disappointed that Simon Cowell and his devils offspring are still on TV.
 Oh well keep reaching for the stars or stalking them or, well you know ...

(89) A Sharpe Reminder.

Thanks for the messages they are very much appreciated.
Except for the tick in the good box! I am not sure if that was good I did not post or good that my mother died? There is always one LOL. Maybe something to discus in you next therapy session?
 Hey ho, here's this weeks post.

(76) End With A Bang And Wash Day Blues. (No Pinks)

Fooled you I am not here. A post by the magic of the great Google. I am going to be of line till payday. Curse you Capitalism curse you to hell. At least I can get YouTube on the TV. So I well be all conspiracied up on my return. Did you know the world is flat and/or hollow. And fear the Lizard rulers
 Just two silly ones today. Yes I am wasting my life aren't I.

(72) Lost That Loving Feeling.

I hope you are all well. Another great shift caption, I have to say its not my favorite theme. I do not think i would write a straight one. But it is a good hook to twist in my own evil way.
 I have finally got a followers app running (Top right) Thank you to all of you who have bookmarked
the blog. It really means a great deal to me. X
  I have had to put the moderator app on to the comments box  because of spam. I do hope it well not put you of I well publish all even the negative ones. (Yes I've had them, would you believe it? )
 I do hope to do an update on the Blogs to follow list soon. if you have your own site I have not
bookmarked or know of a great one i missed out on the please let me know. It was one of the reasons
when i started this site to have a one stop shop for other blogs in the themes we love.

(67) I Am Surprised Sissy Lasted That Long !

A happy new year to you all. Thank you for visiting this blog over the past year. Well I almost kept to a post a week.
 I have updated the blog list do support them. A shout out for two caption contests http://tganderson.blogspot.co.uk/ and http://starzcaptioncontests.blogspot.co.uk/ if you have the day off give them ago.
 And Julie has a new blog at http://betintoskirts.blogspot.co.uk/ it was one of her own contests that I started to make captions. So blame her... I mean Wow look at me now !
 Best Wishes Ian.

(66) Don't Kiss Under The Mistletoe With Anyone Else But Me.

(52) Knock Knock

The end of my week of , back to work tomorrow. My best laid plans went out the window, I got no captions done or a day out or,,,Never mind I got loads of jobs done that I have been putting of for ages. When it takes three days of house work to get sorted you know you have let it go.
  I hate cleaning but had Stereo lab playing on the CD and had the trippy low fi Masters and mistresses get me through the day. Was dancing around the dusting (Not a nice sight but hey in the privacy of your own home).