Tumblr Torment.

With the purge on Tumblr many sites have ended. I have made an update on the blog list but many  I can not link to or find. Still plenty there for your viewing pleasure but if you track any I missed then give me a note.

(169) Mirror Mirror.

 Oh, woe is me! I shall keep this short as spreading my doom and gloom could trigger mass suicide.
Damn you world. DAMN YOU!
Erm, sorry for that. (Thinks to self, write something witty here)

(167) Pachyderm Peril.

Just a short silly one for today. Its been a rather stressful week.

(165) Backdoor Babe.

Well here we are again another year over. Its very easy to get depressed at this time of year. I look back at the last twelve months and reliase I  have achived a F*** all! But I have got to stay positive and think of all the good things to come. Theres the Erm.....? Oh! what about... no that won.t work.
Maybe I could?
Well with the next exciting year ahead all planned , I wish you all a Happy new year. And all the very best for 2018 X.

As I have not been able to string two words together this past week. this is a caption from 2015 made for Elena.

(163) Conception Consternation.

(157) Cumming And Going.

A quicky freesh of the keyboard. The caption I was going to post has grown into more of an essay so needs a bit more work and editing required.
 I have managed to put my back out again. So hitting the Ibuprofen. But I am OK as long as I do not have to stand, sit, or lay down!

(142) Dumb Dumb Not Fun.

It well come as no surprise that the hoped for epic writing session did not occur last week.
But never fear I got up nice and early to bring you today's  tale.

(137) Train Ride.

Hi All. Sorry for neglecting things of late. I am still under something of a malaise but this blog is still very much active and I am hoping a change to my working hours and a pending doctor visit well give me more time and find a reason for my total lack of zest at the moment.
I managed two captions this afternoon and have some ideas to put to print so let's hope for a more productive blog soon.

(125) Distraught D I Y Damsel

I have had a very busy week giving the Man made woman estate a long overdue session. Digging out fence posts putting in fence posts, grass cutting, pruning digging things out and cutting things down.
Then on to the house spring cleaning and putting in new(ish) kitchen cabinets.
I am bruised battered cut and tired. As you may gather I am very bad at D I Y.
Well at least in one unhappy moment I did come up with the idea for this caption.

(123) A Stranger In Paradise.

Very sorry for the lack of posts. Just the same old same O. But with a monumental effort, tea, and cigarettes. Here is another Lad in a princess predicament.

(96)Running Late

An Olympic caption and recent events gave me a topical hook to hang it on. Neat:)

(92) All Dolled Up.

I am still in a rut new caption wise and in a lethargy generally (sigh) so here is one made in March for Dee's D I Y contest then. I do enjoy inanimate captions but do feel a sense of dread i think it would drive one quite mad. So despite the ending  I wrote at the time I  think he might of got released after a little while of punishment. I am just a softy at heart.

(91) Big 'N' Beefy.

I'm sorry for not posting last week. I am back on the old stone age computer and its agony trying to do anything on it. Its just so slow. there is an icon that pops up. Loading. continue or kill. after two hours trying to write a caption KILL seemed like a viable option.
 Well I finished the caption this afternoon. I used a bit of magic in this one. that is not the usual transformation I like to use but I really wanted to post something with this daft photo.

(84)Yokel Knowledge.

The summer solstice. Up early to see the sun up with the local druids and then of to build the wicker man.

IT'S ALIVE !

Hi folks, did you miss me? no don't answer that. I have been without a computer for a couple of weeks but its Halloween and the ghoul has awakened.
 Witches roam tonight and untold horror is unleashed.
 Well my Halloween captions anyway !

Tormented Tush

 I saw this photo and knew straight away the caption to go with it.
Although I prefer more realistic captions a little magic seemed the
way to go here.