(166) Wanks A Million.

Hi folks. Well despite all my doom and gloom on the last post. A little sunshine. This blog has past one million page hits.
                                           THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Being the Ego maniac I am I have been keeping an eye on things but was expecting it sometime next month but all you lovely people pulled something out and gave me a huge splurge of love.
In true Oscars fashion. I was so not expecting this and did not expect to win against such stiff opposition, I did not prepare anything. (Pulls long speech and caption from the handbag.)
When I started posting in 2013 I am sure I had the same dreed as any blogger and would not get any hits. But I like to inflict punishment and stuck with it. I am so glad you keep coming. Love you all.
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(155) Halloween Horror 3

(146) You're Sick Of This Now? Just Wait.

(144) Weegie Of DOOM.

Heres a funny story. I was going to post this earlier but could not get on to the internet.
I spent time turning things on and off and replugging things in. Turns out I had not turned the modem on. My brain really does need more oxygen!

(127) They Are Gonna Pinch!

Howdy folks. Sorry for yet another delay. I only went and ended up with a night in a hospital with a lung infection. I have been back a few days now but still weak, weedy and Weezy.
 Four days without a cigarette now, FOUR DAYS!  So a little stressed.
Apparently, thirty-five years of smoking with a side order of cannabis abuse is not good for you.
They spoil all my fun. They well be saying the salt on my greasy chips is bad for me next.
 Just had a bit of retail therapy, CDs not shoes.

(123) A Stranger In Paradise.

Very sorry for the lack of posts. Just the same old same O. But with a monumental effort, tea, and cigarettes. Here is another Lad in a princess predicament.

(114) They Are Tears Of Joy, Surely?

Christmas is fast approaching. Have I done any Christmas shopping or any captions? Nope.
Well here is a tale of retail hell and the theory that ladies have an extra shopping chromosome.

(111) A Reflection.

It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and leave no doubt.

(104) Dee Flowered.

Hello. I hope you have all had a good week. I've cricked my neck so with that and my aching back and shoulder I have been shuffling around  like Quasimodo.
 I made this caption after reading the following caption on Dee Mentia's blog. http://deelusionsofgrandeur.blogspot.co.uk/2016/09/i-got-idea-from-youtube-right.html.
I thought of this follow up straight away. Sorry, I could not find a better photo. I was hoping to find
two butch lesbians with strap ons. Hours I had to spend watching lesbian porn. Oh, how I suffer for my art. My arm and hand are now aching too!

(95) Coming To An Arrangement.

I hope that life is treating you all well. I am so glad you can join me again for another short tale.
Or should that be a red tail?

(90) A Time To Shine.

I am having a lazy day today. (But of course made time for this caption. ) I had got a bit sad going through some of my Mothers stuff. old black and white photos some i have never seen. Me a babe in mums arms! Do you guys know photos used to be on paper and uncolored, had to be sent of to be developed?
 So a day in front of the TV The tour DE France at the moment. the F1 racing soon and British super bike motor cycles being recorded. oh and the Euro football later. (The less said about England's team showing!)

(87) A Ripping Yarn.

I glanced into my work in progress file last weekend. There are quite a few modified photos. layouts and false starts in there. Plus some longer tales yet to be completed.. I found a better photo to go with this one so have completed it as a two part caption.
 It is fun to do a longer story just to add a little more detail and pile on more embarrassment for the helpless hero. I could have made it longer still but lets face it my output is not the greatest so it would end up as weeks between posts.
 Talking of long waits. Elena has published a final part to The Pageant the great unfinished tale she made with Wes so if you have waited all this time for climax then check it out here. http://starzinterracialcaptions.blogspot.co.uk/

(85) La Femme De Chambre Francaise.

I'm back. I do not know for how long but hopefully can get back into the swing of things soon and well be able to get some new caption made.
 I still have problems, problems, problems and i am not at 100%. I am becoming a great fan of the afternoon nap. I don't know if its age, stress, my crappy life style or what but i am feeling so run down an,,,ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

(73) Leap Year Ladies.

Two captions today. How often do you get to work with the theme of 29th of February? OK every four year DUH !
 I hope you all can make good use of an extra twenty four hours in your life.

(66) Don't Kiss Under The Mistletoe With Anyone Else But Me.

(55) Tomboy Tomfoolery

Another weekend flown buy:( What a life got my Monday morning blues already. SIGH !
 But a little blog browsing and the forced fem suffering of others should brighten the evening.
 

(51) Mad Maid.

I finally got a caption done for you all. I have the week of. Have got a long list of to do jobs but hopefully can get a few more captions made.
 It was gardening and hedge trimming today and getting stung buy the nettles. I really should
not let the garden get so over grown.

(30) A New school Term.

Hi all. First a nod to the post below, Do check out the link on Alexis's site. I know from experince how hard and confuseing the life of TV/TG/TS can be. There are people to talk to and who want to help please do not feel you are alone. Think this is USA only but know alot of you who view this are from the states. Hope you like the new caption I am please how it turned out. Its great to have time for a longer story, yes this is long for me and my one finger typing.

(20) An Education.

A double caption for you this week. This one took me ages to write and almost ended up on my half finished project file, but lots of tea and cigarettes saved the day.