Tumblr Torment.

With the purge on Tumblr many sites have ended. I have made an update on the blog list but many  I can not link to or find. Still plenty there for your viewing pleasure but if you track any I missed then give me a note.

O M G, A MMW CAPTION!

Hi folk. Sorry I've been away so long. You know how it is. You think you are just going to be away a week or two, then the next thing you know your in a care home dribbling.
 This one is for all you gals freezing your nuts off.

(175) The Great Bank Heist.

Hi Gals. This is the first caption I have made in a while but hopefully can get back into the swing of things. I can not say that I am using the time away well. Binge watched Gotham, Rick, and Morty and just starting on Game of Thrones.
 The revolution will not be televised. But catch up on Netflix.

(174) Don't Mess With The Queen Of Mean

Howdy folks, Happy Easter to you all.
My come back might have been a bit premature. Still not a lot of enthusiasm for writing or blog browsing at the moment.
I  have a rather worrying lack of libido at the moment! Don't know if its meds, stress, age, male menopause. Maybe too much chocolate. The beast cannot be awakened.
Still, I had a go at finishing this long caption and well try and keep the posts ticking over.

(169) Mirror Mirror.

 Oh, woe is me! I shall keep this short as spreading my doom and gloom could trigger mass suicide.
Damn you world. DAMN YOU!
Erm, sorry for that. (Thinks to self, write something witty here)

(166) Wanks A Million.

Hi folks. Well despite all my doom and gloom on the last post. A little sunshine. This blog has past one million page hits.
                                           THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Being the Ego maniac I am I have been keeping an eye on things but was expecting it sometime next month but all you lovely people pulled something out and gave me a huge splurge of love.
In true Oscars fashion. I was so not expecting this and did not expect to win against such stiff opposition, I did not prepare anything. (Pulls long speech and caption from the handbag.)
When I started posting in 2013 I am sure I had the same dreed as any blogger and would not get any hits. But I like to inflict punishment and stuck with it. I am so glad you keep coming. Love you all.
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(161) Collecting Her Belongings.

I made this one a few weeks ago. Thought that I would give it an outing as I was out last night with the guys from work and am feeling a little worse for wear. Damn it why is this computer screen so bright!?

(160) Into The Lioness Den.

Oh no! Christmas is coming. I heard the first Johnny Mathis when a child is born. This is happening, people!
 I have a long one for you. Take a deep breath, brace yourselves. Its coming ready or not.

(158) An Office Coup.

This is the "Caption" that I was working on last week. It has got rather long so more of a short essay now. You know me I do like to pile on the agony.
Let me know what you think of it.

(156) Shopping Aisle Trial.

Its Guy Fawkes night here, (Bonfire night for the more P C). Despite the rain, my Pyro neighbour is in full flight with fireworks galore. Yay for dangerous traditions. Now a caption that has nothing what so ever to do with that.

(155) Halloween Horror 3

(152)All In A Spin.

(GIGGLE) TIME TO GET THEM TASSELS SPINNING BOYS. (CHEERS FROM CROWD)
JAME'S OR HIS STAGE NAME MISS JANE JIGGLES, STARTED TO GET HIS HIS BREASTS IN MOTION FOR THE SHOW STOPPER. 
 HE HATED HOW THE MEN OGLED AND JEERED, HE FELT LIKE MEAT ON DISPLAY. SURE HE HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT WHEN A MERE TWELVE MONTHS AGO HE WENT TO THE SAME KIND OF STRIP BAR AND WAS THE ONE EYEBALLING THE GIRLS.
(SIGH) BUT A GALS GOT TO EAT, AND WITH NO ID, HIS WORK OPTIONS WERE LIMITED TO THESE SEEDY JOINTS.
HE REGRETTED THAT HE HAD NOT MOVED WITH THE TIMES. IT'S THE SIXTIES 
AND AS MUCH AS HE HATED IT HIS WIFE... EX-WIFE HAD SEIZED ON THE WOMEN'S LIB MOVEMENT. WORK, FREEDOMS, AND FAITHFULNESS! IT WAS CRAZY, JUST BECAUSE HE WAS SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN IT DID NOT MEAN HE DID NOT LOVE THE CUTE HOUSEWIFE AT HOME. HE NEVER MESSED WITH HER COOKING AND CLEANING. AND AS LONG AS THEY HAD SEX WHEN HE WANTED HE DID NOT COMPLAIN. SO WHAT WAS THESE STUPID WOMENS BEEF?
 BUT SHE HAD DONE THIS TO HIM. FED HIM HORMONES, DEGRADED AND EMASCULATED HIM, ROBBED HIM OF MASCULINITY AND SHRIVELED HIS OUNCE PROUD MANHOOD. THEN KICKED HIM OUT ON THE STREET.
 WELL AT LEAST THINGS WERE GETTING BETTER, THE MONEY AND TIPS ARE QUITE GOOD. AND GUS THE SECRETLY GAY CLUB BOUNCER GIVES HIM A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD. WELL AS LONG AS HE KEPT THE LITTLE FLAT CLEAN AND TIDY.
MADE HIS MEALS AND LOOKED AFTER HIS NEEDS IN THE BEDROOM. 
JANE WIGGLED ON HER HEELS TO THE STAGE FRONT AND LENT BACKWARDS. THE TASSLED PASTIES IN FULL FLIGHT DID FEEL PRETTY GOOD AGAINST HER SENSITIVE ERECTING NIPPLES.
 BUT SHE LAMENTED, THIS WOULD NOT DO HER BUST ANY GOOD. THESE TITS WOULD BE ON A DOWNWARD PLUNGE FOR SURE.
THIS IS ONE GAL WHO WOULD NOT BE BURNING HER BRA.

(151) How To Suck Seed In Business.

Sorry for the delay I was trying another way to make a caption on my tablet but it failed miserably.
So back to what I know. I well continue the search for that elusive (Free) App.

(148) Clean Thoughts.

Here we go another caption for your amusement and entertainment.
I have had a very boring weekend as have not been feeling to good.
I looked my symptoms up on the internet I think I have narrowed it
down to bubonic plague or African sleeping sickness.

(147) Trapped In The Wrong Body

(146) You're Sick Of This Now? Just Wait.

(145) Tease And Torment.

Hi girls. Sorry for missing a post. I had a few computer issues. But its sort of working now after a fashion so thought I had better pump one out for you.
Hope you are all well and not getting blown away by Irma.

(144) Weegie Of DOOM.

Heres a funny story. I was going to post this earlier but could not get on to the internet.
I spent time turning things on and off and replugging things in. Turns out I had not turned the modem on. My brain really does need more oxygen!

(143)Waiting For The Man.

This is a scheduled post. just a little extra for your entertainment.
I have made a few changes to this wonderful cartoon so apologizes to
the artist. (eyes and at cleavage) and of course added the words.

(139) The Secret They Don't Want You To Know!

Who are they?The Illuminati, New World Order, Lizard people! It's on Youtube, Open your eyes!
Wrap your head in Aluminum foil.