(158) An Office Coup.

This is the "Caption" that I was working on last week. It has got rather long so more of a short essay now. You know me I do like to pile on the agony.
Let me know what you think of it.

(152)All In A Spin.

(GIGGLE) TIME TO GET THEM TASSELS SPINNING BOYS. (CHEERS FROM CROWD)
JAME'S OR HIS STAGE NAME MISS JANE JIGGLES, STARTED TO GET HIS HIS BREASTS IN MOTION FOR THE SHOW STOPPER. 
 HE HATED HOW THE MEN OGLED AND JEERED, HE FELT LIKE MEAT ON DISPLAY. SURE HE HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT WHEN A MERE TWELVE MONTHS AGO HE WENT TO THE SAME KIND OF STRIP BAR AND WAS THE ONE EYEBALLING THE GIRLS.
(SIGH) BUT A GALS GOT TO EAT, AND WITH NO ID, HIS WORK OPTIONS WERE LIMITED TO THESE SEEDY JOINTS.
HE REGRETTED THAT HE HAD NOT MOVED WITH THE TIMES. IT'S THE SIXTIES 
AND AS MUCH AS HE HATED IT HIS WIFE... EX-WIFE HAD SEIZED ON THE WOMEN'S LIB MOVEMENT. WORK, FREEDOMS, AND FAITHFULNESS! IT WAS CRAZY, JUST BECAUSE HE WAS SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN IT DID NOT MEAN HE DID NOT LOVE THE CUTE HOUSEWIFE AT HOME. HE NEVER MESSED WITH HER COOKING AND CLEANING. AND AS LONG AS THEY HAD SEX WHEN HE WANTED HE DID NOT COMPLAIN. SO WHAT WAS THESE STUPID WOMENS BEEF?
 BUT SHE HAD DONE THIS TO HIM. FED HIM HORMONES, DEGRADED AND EMASCULATED HIM, ROBBED HIM OF MASCULINITY AND SHRIVELED HIS OUNCE PROUD MANHOOD. THEN KICKED HIM OUT ON THE STREET.
 WELL AT LEAST THINGS WERE GETTING BETTER, THE MONEY AND TIPS ARE QUITE GOOD. AND GUS THE SECRETLY GAY CLUB BOUNCER GIVES HIM A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD. WELL AS LONG AS HE KEPT THE LITTLE FLAT CLEAN AND TIDY.
MADE HIS MEALS AND LOOKED AFTER HIS NEEDS IN THE BEDROOM. 
JANE WIGGLED ON HER HEELS TO THE STAGE FRONT AND LENT BACKWARDS. THE TASSLED PASTIES IN FULL FLIGHT DID FEEL PRETTY GOOD AGAINST HER SENSITIVE ERECTING NIPPLES.
 BUT SHE LAMENTED, THIS WOULD NOT DO HER BUST ANY GOOD. THESE TITS WOULD BE ON A DOWNWARD PLUNGE FOR SURE.
THIS IS ONE GAL WHO WOULD NOT BE BURNING HER BRA.

(151) How To Suck Seed In Business.

Sorry for the delay I was trying another way to make a caption on my tablet but it failed miserably.
So back to what I know. I well continue the search for that elusive (Free) App.

(138) Old Habits, New Habits.

Hello, blogger fans. A rather nondescript week for me. Work, work work for me. What a life, Don't do it, kids.

(136) An Idle Boast.

Its just so so hot here today. I work up a sweat just watching TV. I am in my shorts but would be good to get into a short mini skirt to air my sweaty bollocks. Now there is an image to leave you with nightmares tonight.
 An old caption here but with a slightly reworked ending.

(121) Spelling Error Boobs.

Sorry for missing a post last week. Sigh! am still wandering through life's mire.
Anyway here are the boobs.

(91) Big 'N' Beefy.

I'm sorry for not posting last week. I am back on the old stone age computer and its agony trying to do anything on it. Its just so slow. there is an icon that pops up. Loading. continue or kill. after two hours trying to write a caption KILL seemed like a viable option.
 Well I finished the caption this afternoon. I used a bit of magic in this one. that is not the usual transformation I like to use but I really wanted to post something with this daft photo.