(136) An Idle Boast.

Its just so so hot here today. I work up a sweat just watching TV. I am in my shorts but would be good to get into a short mini skirt to air my sweaty bollocks. Now there is an image to leave you with nightmares tonight.
 An old caption here but with a slightly reworked ending.

(135) To Mean?

Another old one. I  am still living my DIY nightmare. Putting flooring down today. Only one injury
to finger tip, stupid saw blades!

(134) Time Well Spent?

Just another quicky but fresh off the press. 

I have been working way too hard in the current heat wave. Pulling down and remaking metal shelving at work. So many nuts and bolt I dream of them. Although with my fingers twisting so many fiddly nuts onto bolts maybe my new finger dexterity might give the girlfriend a smile on her face?

(129) There Is Always Someone Worse Off,

(121) Spelling Error Boobs.

Sorry for missing a post last week. Sigh! am still wandering through life's mire.
Anyway here are the boobs.

(119) Bleep Bloop Pip.

You can see that I made good use of my day off.

(114) They Are Tears Of Joy, Surely?

Christmas is fast approaching. Have I done any Christmas shopping or any captions? Nope.
Well here is a tale of retail hell and the theory that ladies have an extra shopping chromosome.

(103) The Spy Who Is Left Out In The Cold,

(87) A Ripping Yarn.

I glanced into my work in progress file last weekend. There are quite a few modified photos. layouts and false starts in there. Plus some longer tales yet to be completed.. I found a better photo to go with this one so have completed it as a two part caption.
 It is fun to do a longer story just to add a little more detail and pile on more embarrassment for the helpless hero. I could have made it longer still but lets face it my output is not the greatest so it would end up as weeks between posts.
 Talking of long waits. Elena has published a final part to The Pageant the great unfinished tale she made with Wes so if you have waited all this time for climax then check it out here. http://starzinterracialcaptions.blogspot.co.uk/

(66) Don't Kiss Under The Mistletoe With Anyone Else But Me.

(55) Tomboy Tomfoolery

Another weekend flown buy:( What a life got my Monday morning blues already. SIGH !
 But a little blog browsing and the forced fem suffering of others should brighten the evening.
 

(52) Knock Knock

The end of my week of , back to work tomorrow. My best laid plans went out the window, I got no captions done or a day out or,,,Never mind I got loads of jobs done that I have been putting of for ages. When it takes three days of house work to get sorted you know you have let it go.
  I hate cleaning but had Stereo lab playing on the CD and had the trippy low fi Masters and mistresses get me through the day. Was dancing around the dusting (Not a nice sight but hey in the privacy of your own home).

(38) Effective Hair Removal.

Another tip from Mistress Webb. Again do not try this at home.

{36)Saloon

I made this one in September 2013. It must be one of my earlest captions. Hopefully I can get time for a fresh one soon. I have afew planned but need some work as yet. Well thats never stopped you before I hear you all sigh.

(31) Fools

A couple for All fools day. Hope none of you well get/have got tricked. And that you are all in your panties buy choice.

(18} A Plan gone wrong.

This is such a beautiful photo I had to use it. I do hope you all have a loved one to share this weekend with.