(42) What Do You Give The Girl With Everything ?

Hi folks. A new caption for you hot of the key board.

(41)Cat Plays Chicken.

Sorry for a lack of post this week just so much to do and so little time.                                                     Check out the Isle of Man TT racing This week, Here's a fury fan getting very close to the action.
Don't worry it lost one of its nine life's but lived to chase mice another day.

(40) MAIDEN VOYAGE. PART TWO. HANK SINKS.

HI guys and gals. sorry for the brief break. Good news and bad news. My brother has lent to me a better computer so hopefully well cure the caption text problem and I well have speedier web access. The bad news is that a few days before the switch the old machine was hacked and all my saved work has been encrypted and ransomed for the decrypt key. F%*@ing tossers. All my save caption and work in progress is locked. I am sure you are all distraught at the loss to captioning and humanity? So if any body knows how to open the files again please let me know. This post is for Emory Ahlberg. She kindly posted a comment on the first part and suggested I make a follow up. So hope you like it. I really enjoyed writing this. It went from caption to a two part and I guess now more of a short story. Do let me know what you think and also if you want a part three? (I do). Thanks also to Grumpy old fart https://summertime75.wordpress.com/ from where I swiped the photo and others. always a great and interesting source and blog.

(39) Hooters Gal.

I hope that you are all having a fine day. My UK election special did not sprng forth as I hoped. I had a great idea but alas only got it the day after. DOH! This caption was not so taxing but enjoyable to write. I Hope its fun to read also.

(38) Effective Hair Removal.

Another tip from Mistress Webb. Again do not try this at home.

(37) BOUNTY

The mutiny on the Bounty 4/28/1789 Fletcher Christian and crew of HMS Bounty cast Captain William Bligh and eighteen loyal crew members adrift. He may have been a crap Captain but Bligh was an excelent navigator they were adrift on the ocean for forty seven days before making land. Few of the mutineers we ever caught could this be why?

{36)Saloon

I made this one in September 2013. It must be one of my earlest captions. Hopefully I can get time for a fresh one soon. I have afew planned but need some work as yet. Well thats never stopped you before I hear you all sigh.

(35) (again) Mustang Tamed

The 17 th april 1964 the Ford Mustang was launched. I love this car so just had to shoe horn it into a caption somehow. I am still having compuer problems its taken me two hours to get this posted. So if I am a bit lax on updates and replys bare with me. (FIXED)Now in improved readable version.

(34) MAIDEN VOYAGE.

April 14 th 1912 the Titanic strikes an ice berg. Not funny, not sexy....Unless...

(33) Secretaries

Here are

four short captions that I made for a post that did not happen. (Hi Julie, I hope all is ok with you.) Stockings, tight skirts,cleavage in blousese Oh sweet dreams.

(32) Easter Bunnies

Happy Easter to you. I am enjoying a long weekend and of course the Easter eggs and hot cross buns.

(31) Fools

A couple for All fools day. Hope none of you well get/have got tricked. And that you are all in your panties buy choice.

(30) A New school Term.

Hi all. First a nod to the post below, Do check out the link on Alexis's site. I know from experince how hard and confuseing the life of TV/TG/TS can be. There are people to talk to and who want to help please do not feel you are alone. Think this is USA only but know alot of you who view this are from the states. Hope you like the new caption I am please how it turned out. Its great to have time for a longer story, yes this is long for me and my one finger typing.

Captions by Alexis: Transgender Suicide Line

Captions by Alexis: Transgender Suicide Line

(28) Son and broodmare.

I hope this is a fun caption for you. I enjoyed making it. This computer seems to be doing strange things to my text when I save work. Hope its not to fuzzy to read.

R I P Andy Fraser

R I P Andy Fraser founder member and bass player in the rock group Free he Co wrote "All right now". One of the greatest rock anthems ever, when you hear that song you are going to just stop and listen.

(26) We need to talk.

The first space walk was fifty years ago today but only now in recently opened Russian archives smuggled out can the truth be told. (transcrpit) Alexei Leonov=I am back in the capsule do you have me on camera ? Ground control=Erm Alexei have you checked your radiation level? AL=...... GC=Anastasia we need to talk.

(25) Mothers Day(s).

A happy day to all you Mothers. I know that Mothers day is diffrent in other countries but here in the UK its this Sunday. Alas my own Mother has dementia and is in a care home. But still go to to pause and think on what our Mothers mean to us. Had such big plans for today but got hit with my Migraine nemeses. I do not get them as often as I did when younger but still lay me very low. Managed to get some sleep this afternoon so can just about bare to look at the screen now. So note the writing day I hoped for but a litte Caption for you anyway.

(24)Save Jeremy Clarkson.

The world needs this man. please sign the online petition. http://order-order.com/2015/03/10/bbc-bring-back-clarkson-petition/

CLARKSON NEEDS YOU !

(23) Never

Well my last post crashed and burned did'nt it! Never mind. Many thanks to Caylyn for her comments, she did not agree with me but its good to have questions put to you and challage ideas. Do check out her blog she does not post so much now but always thoughtful posts. Any way I Know you guys and gals want the caption so just a quicky for international womens day.

(22)What a bunch of......

I don't know I am of line for a week and when I come back I find that Blogger/Google has ripped the soul out of the caption community. Like ISIS through the Yazidi's they have spread the whole scene to the hills. Oh sure now their work is done they have backed down. (Maybe?) A bit like the nazis saying "Oh that holocaust thing,just some crazy mistake !" Well with everyone spread far and wide there is going to be alot of rebuilding to do. I shall set about the links list as I track captioners down. I don't know what you guys and gals think but we should not let this just go away. Sure a little blog like this well not bring down the man but together maybe we can spread enougth sh**? We are captioners lets do what we do best.CAPTION. Satire and two fingers up is a great tradition here in the UK lets show them we care and hopefully embarress them a little. If all you guys with blogs whatever your site now make something and ask that they be copied and spread around. facebook twitter anywhere maybe a small wave well lap at the feet of the corparation? So what you think? PS If this blog is closed down or I am dragged away in the night carry on the fight. PPS If I offended you or thought I trivalised the holocaust with the nazi refrence above or caption below I do appologise just trying to make a point. PPPS I would not be to offencive or use corpartate logos in your work. PPPPS Hey who am I to tell you what to do? Go for it. PPPPPS SPREAD THE WORD.

RIP Leonard Nimoy.

OK I'm a treky.

(20) An Education.

A double caption for you this week. This one took me ages to write and almost ended up on my half finished project file, but lots of tea and cigarettes saved the day.

(19) Mean but...

I hope you have enjoyed the out pouring of creativity (?) this week. I expect it won't last. Happy Valeintines day to you all X

(18} A Plan gone wrong.

This is such a beautiful photo I had to use it. I do hope you all have a loved one to share this weekend with.

(17) Need.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Another new post in under a week ! Wow !

(16)Vintage Caption

Here is one from my collection of vintage captions. This is from the 1890s. A postcard orginal. Let me know if you want to see more from the History of m/f captions.

15 Effective Tucking

Just a quicky today as I have been making compertition posts for Elana Starr and Wes at interatial sissy. Do not try this at home.

(14) Waste Not.

The end of 2014, So let me start by wishing you all a Happy New Year. Thanks to all you guys and gals who pop by. And to those who have made a comment or ticked my little boxes, I do love to hear what you think of my work. This well never be a high post rate blog but even for lazy ole me I hit a new low. I have many excuses I well not inflict on you but hopefully I can post again now. I shall be up dating the links soon. It was one of my reasons for this blog to make it a good links page for caption blogging, I try to add sites as a find them if you do not see your own blog let me know and I shall add it. Enough ramble. Here is a caption X

Tormented Tush

 I saw this photo and knew straight away the caption to go with it.
Although I prefer more realistic captions a little magic seemed the
way to go here.

(12)Contest ?

 Another old one for now. Have got a couple of new ones in the pipeline.
Both in need of rewrites though. Lets hope my poor brain cells kick into
action soon.

 So is this a contest or an auction?
Many thanks to those who tick my little boxes and to Joe for the comment.
And to you all for checking out the blog.

(11)Union power

Hi all. Its been a while. A long story, lack of funds, cut of internet, illness
my own and family and slit the palm of my hand open at work. So all in all
had a c**p couple of months.
 Still not got the creative juices flowing yet. (Have you ever I hear you say.)
Here's an early one of mine. This was posted on one of Julie Cameron's blogs
 There are a few caption compactions running now but Julie ran some earlier,
Alas not to well supported.. I hope you are Ok and well bless us with your
work again soon Julie.
 Hopefully I well have some new stuff soon.

    

(10) Don't do what I say

 I  found this morphed photo and made a few more adjustments to it (The remote and cadged cock)
I know very mature.! Was going for an inverse phycology angle on this. I liked the idea that he
is programed to do humiliating things but thinks he is annoying his wife by doing them.
 

(9) Easter egg makeover.

 I just had to do something with this photo, Hope its not to strange I just started writing and this is how it ended up. I do like WAM pictures so just trying to sneak one in.

(8) You didnt, I did.

Wow another caption so soon and still more to come, I spoil you.
Just a note I forgot last time I have another contest caption entered
on B'rex's blog.  http://degradeddamsels.blogspot.co.uk/
There are some excellent humiliation posts on here if that floats your
boat.

(7) Easter Egg Hunt

I do enjoy Easter a nice little break from work, time for family get together and of course
chocolate eggs and hot cross buns.
 Have a pleasant Easter. I  do hope you enjoy this caption.

(6) Caption contest missed and posted.

I made this for Elena stars http://elenastarztg.blogspot.co.uk/  latest caption contest. but has been a very busy week and other contests to so I missed the deadline. I am so disappointed but life, work
and girlfriend leave little time for play. Any way do check out and support Elena's blog.
 Also the fabulous Dee managed to squeeze a rather long ramble I wrote into a caption for her
D I Y post  http://deelusionsofgrandeur.blogspot.co.uk/?zx=6cd5be29ac8d9182  so give that blog a view to. Have a couple more contest entry's pending to I well link to those when they are up.
See have I  been working just not very efficiently.

(5)Please join the queue

A revenge caption for you. I might make Mandi's humiliation a short series. I do like to pile it on.
Let me know what you think. I have just noticed how many hits I have had on this blog 7000+.
Thanks for visiting. I am not the most prolific captioner so I am very pleased to see that.   

(4) The start of lent

Brazil celebrates the start of lent with all the sceptical of the carnival.

Sissy Juan loves to dress up for it.

In Great Britain we have pancake day !

 Sissy John wishes he was in Rio !

(3)Balls.

I hope you enjoy this one. I do enjoy a good revenge and humiliation caption.

Elena Startz

Hi all.A happy new year to you.
I want to give a shout out to the fabulous Elena , she is back after a short time away and is on very good form. She has just posted the results of her first caption competition. http://elenastarztg.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/bimbo-caption-contest-presentation.html
 Alas there were not as many entry's as was hoped but that does tend to be the nature of these things.
I  do hope you well take the time to comment an encourage those who did enter and maybe when
the next chance comes along have a go yourself.
 Posted here is my own entry, it is put together in paint box which is my technical limit so don't
feel you have to match others who produce wonderful crafted posts. Have some fun tell the story
you want and you don't even have to post a name if that bothers you.

Be well.