The Fall - How I Wrote Elastic Man

The Fall - Oswald Defense Lawyer

Ideal - The Voice of The Lord - BBC comedy

(168) Having It Large.

I am not really in a writing slump at the moment but everything I put down seems to become a long epic. Which judging my ticks and lack of comments do not go down so well. I have a couple on the go so be afraid.
 Anyways this one I restrained my exuberance.

Th' Faith Healers - Everything All at Once Forever (Part 1)

Th' Faith Healers - Everything All at Once Forever (Part 2)

(167) Pachyderm Peril.

Just a short silly one for today. Its been a rather stressful week.

Scorpions-10: The Zoo, Live in Tokyo (1984)

(166) Wanks A Million.

Hi folks. Well despite all my doom and gloom on the last post. A little sunshine. This blog has past one million page hits.
                                           THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Being the Ego maniac I am I have been keeping an eye on things but was expecting it sometime next month but all you lovely people pulled something out and gave me a huge splurge of love.
In true Oscars fashion. I was so not expecting this and did not expect to win against such stiff opposition, I did not prepare anything. (Pulls long speech and caption from the handbag.)
When I started posting in 2013 I am sure I had the same dreed as any blogger and would not get any hits. But I like to inflict punishment and stuck with it. I am so glad you keep coming. Love you all.
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x ray spex - i am a poseur

(165) Backdoor Babe.

Well here we are again another year over. Its very easy to get depressed at this time of year. I look back at the last twelve months and reliase I  have achived a F*** all! But I have got to stay positive and think of all the good things to come. Theres the Erm.....? Oh! what about... no that won.t work.
Maybe I could?
Well with the next exciting year ahead all planned , I wish you all a Happy new year. And all the very best for 2018 X.

As I have not been able to string two words together this past week. this is a caption from 2015 made for Elena.

Happy Christmas.

It will come as no surprise that putting off writing a Christmas day caption on the day was not a good idea. Even worse try it after a large Dinner and two glasses of wine.
 I hope you are all having a wonderful day. Love and best wishes. X

(164) Unmerry Fairy.

(163) Conception Consternation.

(162) Trees A Crowd

It's time to start a Christmas vibe. I don't know apart from the packed shops and spend, spend, spend there does not seem to be much Christmasy going on. It is more like something to be endued.
 Maybe I well get a visit from a talking snowman or a ghost of Christmas past, present, future and rediscover the true meaning of Christmas.

(161) Collecting Her Belongings.

I made this one a few weeks ago. Thought that I would give it an outing as I was out last night with the guys from work and am feeling a little worse for wear. Damn it why is this computer screen so bright!?

(160) Into The Lioness Den.

Oh no! Christmas is coming. I heard the first Johnny Mathis when a child is born. This is happening, people!
 I have a long one for you. Take a deep breath, brace yourselves. Its coming ready or not.

(159) Time For A Stiff One.

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Dr Feelgood - Milk and Alcohol

Happy Thanksgiving.

A happy Thanksgiving to you all.
Confession time. I was going to do a caption but had a blonde moment and was thinking it was next week.
I am in the UK. and we do not have that celebration. So that's my excuse. Oh well, next year or turn it into a Xmas caption. 
Although we do not have thanksgiving here over the last few years Black Friday seems to have become a thing. Nice one Capitalism.

(158) An Office Coup.

This is the "Caption" that I was working on last week. It has got rather long so more of a short essay now. You know me I do like to pile on the agony.
Let me know what you think of it.

(157) Cumming And Going.

A quicky freesh of the keyboard. The caption I was going to post has grown into more of an essay so needs a bit more work and editing required.
 I have managed to put my back out again. So hitting the Ibuprofen. But I am OK as long as I do not have to stand, sit, or lay down!

(156) Shopping Aisle Trial.

Its Guy Fawkes night here, (Bonfire night for the more P C). Despite the rain, my Pyro neighbour is in full flight with fireworks galore. Yay for dangerous traditions. Now a caption that has nothing what so ever to do with that.

(155) Halloween Horror 3

(154) Halloween Horror 2

Another Halloween caption. It got rather long. I wanted to try and make it scary and stretch my writing legs. Doubt I did either. but if you did pee your panties let me know.
Maybe It is just the dread and horror of reading another of my epics!

(153) Halloween Horror.

(152)All In A Spin.

(GIGGLE) TIME TO GET THEM TASSELS SPINNING BOYS. (CHEERS FROM CROWD)
JAME'S OR HIS STAGE NAME MISS JANE JIGGLES, STARTED TO GET HIS HIS BREASTS IN MOTION FOR THE SHOW STOPPER. 
 HE HATED HOW THE MEN OGLED AND JEERED, HE FELT LIKE MEAT ON DISPLAY. SURE HE HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT WHEN A MERE TWELVE MONTHS AGO HE WENT TO THE SAME KIND OF STRIP BAR AND WAS THE ONE EYEBALLING THE GIRLS.
(SIGH) BUT A GALS GOT TO EAT, AND WITH NO ID, HIS WORK OPTIONS WERE LIMITED TO THESE SEEDY JOINTS.
HE REGRETTED THAT HE HAD NOT MOVED WITH THE TIMES. IT'S THE SIXTIES 
AND AS MUCH AS HE HATED IT HIS WIFE... EX-WIFE HAD SEIZED ON THE WOMEN'S LIB MOVEMENT. WORK, FREEDOMS, AND FAITHFULNESS! IT WAS CRAZY, JUST BECAUSE HE WAS SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN IT DID NOT MEAN HE DID NOT LOVE THE CUTE HOUSEWIFE AT HOME. HE NEVER MESSED WITH HER COOKING AND CLEANING. AND AS LONG AS THEY HAD SEX WHEN HE WANTED HE DID NOT COMPLAIN. SO WHAT WAS THESE STUPID WOMENS BEEF?
 BUT SHE HAD DONE THIS TO HIM. FED HIM HORMONES, DEGRADED AND EMASCULATED HIM, ROBBED HIM OF MASCULINITY AND SHRIVELED HIS OUNCE PROUD MANHOOD. THEN KICKED HIM OUT ON THE STREET.
 WELL AT LEAST THINGS WERE GETTING BETTER, THE MONEY AND TIPS ARE QUITE GOOD. AND GUS THE SECRETLY GAY CLUB BOUNCER GIVES HIM A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD. WELL AS LONG AS HE KEPT THE LITTLE FLAT CLEAN AND TIDY.
MADE HIS MEALS AND LOOKED AFTER HIS NEEDS IN THE BEDROOM. 
JANE WIGGLED ON HER HEELS TO THE STAGE FRONT AND LENT BACKWARDS. THE TASSLED PASTIES IN FULL FLIGHT DID FEEL PRETTY GOOD AGAINST HER SENSITIVE ERECTING NIPPLES.
 BUT SHE LAMENTED, THIS WOULD NOT DO HER BUST ANY GOOD. THESE TITS WOULD BE ON A DOWNWARD PLUNGE FOR SURE.
THIS IS ONE GAL WHO WOULD NOT BE BURNING HER BRA.

Propellerheads - Go Faster

(151) How To Suck Seed In Business.

Sorry for the delay I was trying another way to make a caption on my tablet but it failed miserably.
So back to what I know. I well continue the search for that elusive (Free) App.

THE FALL My door is never open. (Glastonbury 2015)

A caption contest

If you fancy a try at making a caption there is a contest over at.
http://inskirtscoerced.blogspot.co.uk/
All go fun maybe you can be as good as me. OK, that's a very low bar!

!150) A Canny Lass.

A tale of penny-pinching and a pinched penis.

The plasmatics - Put your love in me

CHECK IT OUT!

The very wonderful Jessica Graham has a new blog up.
I love her captions and she was kind enough to make three based on a request
I submitted. 
Do Check the blog out here. http://inskirtscoerced.blogspot.co.uk/
Be sure to show the love, leave lots of comments and take part in the contests.
Maybe suggest a theme or several.

(149) Keeping A Lid On It.

(148) Clean Thoughts.

Here we go another caption for your amusement and entertainment.
I have had a very boring weekend as have not been feeling to good.
I looked my symptoms up on the internet I think I have narrowed it
down to bubonic plague or African sleeping sickness.

The Jam 'Mr Clean'

(147) Trapped In The Wrong Body

(146) You're Sick Of This Now? Just Wait.

Mudhoney - Touch Me I'm Sick [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

(145) Tease And Torment.

Hi girls. Sorry for missing a post. I had a few computer issues. But its sort of working now after a fashion so thought I had better pump one out for you.
Hope you are all well and not getting blown away by Irma.

Steely Dan - Do It Again (Restored) R I P Walter Becker.

(144) Weegie Of DOOM.

Heres a funny story. I was going to post this earlier but could not get on to the internet.
I spent time turning things on and off and replugging things in. Turns out I had not turned the modem on. My brain really does need more oxygen!

(143)Waiting For The Man.

This is a scheduled post. just a little extra for your entertainment.
I have made a few changes to this wonderful cartoon so apologizes to
the artist. (eyes and at cleavage) and of course added the words.

(142) Dumb Dumb Not Fun.

It well come as no surprise that the hoped for epic writing session did not occur last week.
But never fear I got up nice and early to bring you today's  tale.

Kraftwerk - Showroom Dummies

(141) Its A Breeze.

Hüsker Dü - Ice cold ice

(140) I'm Melting I'm Melting.

Just a quicky today to keep things rolling along. I am still doing my long work shift and in a fit of madness decided to go out and cut the rather over grown lawn at mmw corporate HQ.
Am feeling very knackered it's only six pm here and I am ready for bed!
But have some days of this week so hopefully, new captions coming soon (ish).

BLUE MINK - Melting Pot (RARE LIVE UK TV 1970) Ft Roger Cook & Madeline ...