(53) Its Not About You.

I hope you are all well in Blog land. I am still having trouble getting my longer captions written out. so back to basics for now with a shorter caption.
 I made a couple today so hopefully well get brain in to gear soon.

Demis Roussos - Forever and Ever (live)

(52) Knock Knock

The end of my week of , back to work tomorrow. My best laid plans went out the window, I got no captions done or a day out or,,,Never mind I got loads of jobs done that I have been putting of for ages. When it takes three days of house work to get sorted you know you have let it go.
  I hate cleaning but had Stereo lab playing on the CD and had the trippy low fi Masters and mistresses get me through the day. Was dancing around the dusting (Not a nice sight but hey in the privacy of your own home).

Stereolab - Metronomic Underground - Live in RJ/Brasil/2000

(51) Mad Maid.

I finally got a caption done for you all. I have the week of. Have got a long list of to do jobs but hopefully can get a few more captions made.
 It was gardening and hedge trimming today and getting stung buy the nettles. I really should
not let the garden get so over grown.

(50) I loved It I Lost It.

From found image to caption to posted in two hours. A new Ian record.
 And in a shameless act of plagiarism (Hello Dee) A video where I pinched the title from.

The Brilliant Corners - Love It I Lost It

(49) Buy Cheap At Your Peril.

I had a fun weekend fixing cars and Airbags but did not get blown up, So to today's epic tale.

(48) Two Panty Raids Gone Wrong And A Wedding.

Thank you Elle for your comment and follow up on What do you give the girl with everything (42).
I am sure you all know her blog, http://w8z2x4m.blogspot.co.uk/ .  But do check it out and spread the love.
 As you probably notice I am a bit of a caption contest slut, And there are some of mine posted  http://tganderson.blogspot.co.uk/ or pending. If you fancy a try a making your own work the contests are a great place to have a go. Dee and Degraded damsels  both have contests running.
 Making captions for this blog is proving a little frustrating I have a few started but seem to have Brainitis at present. I type and delete type and delete.
 Any way here are some I made a few weeks ago to keep things a rolling along.

 

(47) You Raise Me Up, She Takes Him Down.

Sorry for the crappy lay out on this one, I hate computers ! I did not want to miss a post though.
I have been stumped all day for a caption but just made this before bed time.
Talking of being stumped........

RIP Chris Squire

                                                                    RIP Chris Squires founder member and bass of Yes

(45) A Gift For Friendship.

A slightly darker caption this week. Just thought i would mix things up a little.
Let me know what you think.

(44) The Longest Day.

Its the most day light ours of the year for us folks in the northern hemisphere. I was going to spend time in the garden but of course its raining so made this caption instead.
 I would like to thank the owner of the blog   http://genderrolereversal.tumblr.com/ for re-posting two of my captions. As far as I know my first re blog I'm so proud.
 Have a great day.

(43) Magna Carta And A Clanger.

800 Years ago, the first draft of,  The articles of the Barons, later known as Magna Carta ( Great Charter) Was signed by King John. At the time it meant very little , it benefited only about 200
people and King John soon went back on it. But Hay it was a start.
 It is still on British statute though only three clauses remain. The right not to be imprisoned without
trial being the most important.

 And big kids like myself, don't forget the Clangers are back . Forty three years after the last series. (*Nerd alert*forty one years if you count the one of in 1974. *Nerd alert*) ,

(42) What Do You Give The Girl With Everything ?

Hi folks. A new caption for you hot of the key board.

(41)Cat Plays Chicken.

Sorry for a lack of post this week just so much to do and so little time.                                                     Check out the Isle of Man TT racing This week, Here's a fury fan getting very close to the action.
Don't worry it lost one of its nine life's but lived to chase mice another day.

(40) MAIDEN VOYAGE. PART TWO. HANK SINKS.

HI guys and gals. sorry for the brief break. Good news and bad news. My brother has lent to me a better computer so hopefully well cure the caption text problem and I well have speedier web access. The bad news is that a few days before the switch the old machine was hacked and all my saved work has been encrypted and ransomed for the decrypt key. F%*@ing tossers. All my save caption and work in progress is locked. I am sure you are all distraught at the loss to captioning and humanity? So if any body knows how to open the files again please let me know. This post is for Emory Ahlberg. She kindly posted a comment on the first part and suggested I make a follow up. So hope you like it. I really enjoyed writing this. It went from caption to a two part and I guess now more of a short story. Do let me know what you think and also if you want a part three? (I do). Thanks also to Grumpy old fart https://summertime75.wordpress.com/ from where I swiped the photo and others. always a great and interesting source and blog.

(39) Hooters Gal.

I hope that you are all having a fine day. My UK election special did not sprng forth as I hoped. I had a great idea but alas only got it the day after. DOH! This caption was not so taxing but enjoyable to write. I Hope its fun to read also.

(38) Effective Hair Removal.

Another tip from Mistress Webb. Again do not try this at home.

(37) BOUNTY

The mutiny on the Bounty 4/28/1789 Fletcher Christian and crew of HMS Bounty cast Captain William Bligh and eighteen loyal crew members adrift. He may have been a crap Captain but Bligh was an excelent navigator they were adrift on the ocean for forty seven days before making land. Few of the mutineers we ever caught could this be why?

{36)Saloon

I made this one in September 2013. It must be one of my earlest captions. Hopefully I can get time for a fresh one soon. I have afew planned but need some work as yet. Well thats never stopped you before I hear you all sigh.

(35) (again) Mustang Tamed

The 17 th april 1964 the Ford Mustang was launched. I love this car so just had to shoe horn it into a caption somehow. I am still having compuer problems its taken me two hours to get this posted. So if I am a bit lax on updates and replys bare with me. (FIXED)Now in improved readable version.

(34) MAIDEN VOYAGE.

April 14 th 1912 the Titanic strikes an ice berg. Not funny, not sexy....Unless...

(33) Secretaries

Here are

four short captions that I made for a post that did not happen. (Hi Julie, I hope all is ok with you.) Stockings, tight skirts,cleavage in blousese Oh sweet dreams.

(32) Easter Bunnies

Happy Easter to you. I am enjoying a long weekend and of course the Easter eggs and hot cross buns.

(31) Fools

A couple for All fools day. Hope none of you well get/have got tricked. And that you are all in your panties buy choice.

(30) A New school Term.

Hi all. First a nod to the post below, Do check out the link on Alexis's site. I know from experince how hard and confuseing the life of TV/TG/TS can be. There are people to talk to and who want to help please do not feel you are alone. Think this is USA only but know alot of you who view this are from the states. Hope you like the new caption I am please how it turned out. Its great to have time for a longer story, yes this is long for me and my one finger typing.

Captions by Alexis: Transgender Suicide Line

Captions by Alexis: Transgender Suicide Line

(28) Son and broodmare.

I hope this is a fun caption for you. I enjoyed making it. This computer seems to be doing strange things to my text when I save work. Hope its not to fuzzy to read.

R I P Andy Fraser

R I P Andy Fraser founder member and bass player in the rock group Free he Co wrote "All right now". One of the greatest rock anthems ever, when you hear that song you are going to just stop and listen.

(26) We need to talk.

The first space walk was fifty years ago today but only now in recently opened Russian archives smuggled out can the truth be told. (transcrpit) Alexei Leonov=I am back in the capsule do you have me on camera ? Ground control=Erm Alexei have you checked your radiation level? AL=...... GC=Anastasia we need to talk.

(25) Mothers Day(s).

A happy day to all you Mothers. I know that Mothers day is diffrent in other countries but here in the UK its this Sunday. Alas my own Mother has dementia and is in a care home. But still go to to pause and think on what our Mothers mean to us. Had such big plans for today but got hit with my Migraine nemeses. I do not get them as often as I did when younger but still lay me very low. Managed to get some sleep this afternoon so can just about bare to look at the screen now. So note the writing day I hoped for but a litte Caption for you anyway.

(24)Save Jeremy Clarkson.

The world needs this man. please sign the online petition. http://order-order.com/2015/03/10/bbc-bring-back-clarkson-petition/

CLARKSON NEEDS YOU !

(23) Never

Well my last post crashed and burned did'nt it! Never mind. Many thanks to Caylyn for her comments, she did not agree with me but its good to have questions put to you and challage ideas. Do check out her blog she does not post so much now but always thoughtful posts. Any way I Know you guys and gals want the caption so just a quicky for international womens day.

(22)What a bunch of......

I don't know I am of line for a week and when I come back I find that Blogger/Google has ripped the soul out of the caption community. Like ISIS through the Yazidi's they have spread the whole scene to the hills. Oh sure now their work is done they have backed down. (Maybe?) A bit like the nazis saying "Oh that holocaust thing,just some crazy mistake !" Well with everyone spread far and wide there is going to be alot of rebuilding to do. I shall set about the links list as I track captioners down. I don't know what you guys and gals think but we should not let this just go away. Sure a little blog like this well not bring down the man but together maybe we can spread enougth sh**? We are captioners lets do what we do best.CAPTION. Satire and two fingers up is a great tradition here in the UK lets show them we care and hopefully embarress them a little. If all you guys with blogs whatever your site now make something and ask that they be copied and spread around. facebook twitter anywhere maybe a small wave well lap at the feet of the corparation? So what you think? PS If this blog is closed down or I am dragged away in the night carry on the fight. PPS If I offended you or thought I trivalised the holocaust with the nazi refrence above or caption below I do appologise just trying to make a point. PPPS I would not be to offencive or use corpartate logos in your work. PPPPS Hey who am I to tell you what to do? Go for it. PPPPPS SPREAD THE WORD.

RIP Leonard Nimoy.

OK I'm a treky.

(20) An Education.

A double caption for you this week. This one took me ages to write and almost ended up on my half finished project file, but lots of tea and cigarettes saved the day.

(19) Mean but...

I hope you have enjoyed the out pouring of creativity (?) this week. I expect it won't last. Happy Valeintines day to you all X

(18} A Plan gone wrong.

This is such a beautiful photo I had to use it. I do hope you all have a loved one to share this weekend with.

(17) Need.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Another new post in under a week ! Wow !

(16)Vintage Caption

Here is one from my collection of vintage captions. This is from the 1890s. A postcard orginal. Let me know if you want to see more from the History of m/f captions.

15 Effective Tucking

Just a quicky today as I have been making compertition posts for Elana Starr and Wes at interatial sissy. Do not try this at home.