(92) All Dolled Up.

I am still in a rut new caption wise and in a lethargy generally (sigh) so here is one made in March for Dee's D I Y contest then. I do enjoy inanimate captions but do feel a sense of dread i think it would drive one quite mad. So despite the ending  I wrote at the time I  think he might of got released after a little while of punishment. I am just a softy at heart.

New York Dolls - Looking for a Kiss

(91) Big 'N' Beefy.

I'm sorry for not posting last week. I am back on the old stone age computer and its agony trying to do anything on it. Its just so slow. there is an icon that pops up. Loading. continue or kill. after two hours trying to write a caption KILL seemed like a viable option.
 Well I finished the caption this afternoon. I used a bit of magic in this one. that is not the usual transformation I like to use but I really wanted to post something with this daft photo.

Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video)

(90) A Time To Shine.

I am having a lazy day today. (But of course made time for this caption. ) I had got a bit sad going through some of my Mothers stuff. old black and white photos some i have never seen. Me a babe in mums arms! Do you guys know photos used to be on paper and uncolored, had to be sent of to be developed?
 So a day in front of the TV The tour DE France at the moment. the F1 racing soon and British super bike motor cycles being recorded. oh and the Euro football later. (The less said about England's team showing!)

The Who - Boris The Spider

(89) A Sharpe Reminder.

Thanks for the messages they are very much appreciated.
Except for the tick in the good box! I am not sure if that was good I did not post or good that my mother died? There is always one LOL. Maybe something to discus in you next therapy session?
 Hey ho, here's this weeks post.

RAMONES - Needles & Pins

Hi folks. This is just a  note to let you know there well be a short hiatus on this blog.
Sadly my Mother past away earlier this week.
In some ways I am glad that her suffering of her last two years is over. But I  well miss her so much.
So a little pause to remember, reflect and appreciate a Mothers love.
See you all again in a week or two.
Ian X

(84)Yokel Knowledge.

The summer solstice. Up early to see the sun up with the local druids and then of to build the wicker man.

(88) If You Can Get Them Flaunt Them.

 Happy Fathers day. I have just been watching the end of the Le Mans 24 hour. The Toyota team had it. Just one lap and three minutes of racing left and then the car broke down to let Porsche take the win.
 And at the other end of racing I saw the  Womens cycling tour of Britain pass by. Alison Tetrick had a one and a half minute lead then but got caught with just fifty meters to the finish..(And turns out she had broken 3 ribs from an earlier crash.)
 Well guess its never over to its over but hang on in there.
  If you fancy a go at making your own captions check out
  http://starzcaptioncontests.blogspot.co.uk/  

(87) A Ripping Yarn.

I glanced into my work in progress file last weekend. There are quite a few modified photos. layouts and false starts in there. Plus some longer tales yet to be completed.. I found a better photo to go with this one so have completed it as a two part caption.
 It is fun to do a longer story just to add a little more detail and pile on more embarrassment for the helpless hero. I could have made it longer still but lets face it my output is not the greatest so it would end up as weeks between posts.
 Talking of long waits. Elena has published a final part to The Pageant the great unfinished tale she made with Wes so if you have waited all this time for climax then check it out here. http://starzinterracialcaptions.blogspot.co.uk/

(86) I Am Iron Man.

A mid week post ! W T F ?

Black Sabbath - Iron Man (Live In Paris 1970)

(85) La Femme De Chambre Francaise.

I'm back. I do not know for how long but hopefully can get back into the swing of things soon and well be able to get some new caption made.
 I still have problems, problems, problems and i am not at 100%. I am becoming a great fan of the afternoon nap. I don't know if its age, stress, my crappy life style or what but i am feeling so run down an,,,ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

R I P Muhammad Ali

(83) Express Mess

Howdy folks. Just a note. If I do not post for a little while do not fret. I could not pay my internet bill so I could be cut of soon. But like Foo Man Cho I shall return. If I can I well prepost. But you know how slow I type.
 The British dairy farms are struggling at present  so of course I recommend you support your local farmer. But if you have the equipment and a sissy to be punished well you just would wouldn't you.
Or is that just me?

Billy Bragg - Milkman of Human Kindness

(82) Memories Of Things Passed.

A lovely warm day  here in the UK. Why did I pick today to tidy the house. I really need a sissy maid. Any offers?

The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name

(81)Double Cross Trouble.

A bank holiday weekend here. Nice. And its not raining. so out in the garden cutting the moss and weeds I like to call my lawn. An older caption originally made for Elena Starz but maybe just maybe time for some writing tomorrow.

Hawkwind Urban Guerilla Official Promo Video

(80)She Lets It All Out. He Would Love To.

So here it is the delayed caption that I messed up last week  re written and with extra added topping.

Prince - Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad? - 01/30/82 - Capitol Theatre (O...

(79) Wow!

 Another Sunday and another post. Oh how time flies. O K confession time, this is not the caption that I was intending to post. The one I  had almost completed for your delectation went tits up during a final edit and because I am on an old computer and no undo option it became unreadable. (like most of my work I hear you all cry.)
 So it well have to be be all re written again. Do you see how we Bloggers suffer for our incompetence...I mean art.

Kate Bush - Wow (San Remo)

(78) Just As You Think Its All Over.

Well I am back. Kind off. It has not been a good few weeks. An Uncle passing away, the usual mad mother hassles and a dodgy patch with the girl friend. So not been able to string to words together for a caption. Hence an older one for your delectation. I can not remember where i made this for. I really should keep better notes.
 I Hope to be back into the swing of things real soon maybe even complete my growing folder of half finished captions.
 Oh Mudhoney the greatest band EVER! Always there to ease my decent into the mad ness.

MUDHONEY - Into the drink; Get into yours

(77) Pay Up Or Pay For It.

I might be back or I might not. Another scheduled post just in case. Maybe I exist or maybe I am still
wispy and ephemeral?  I do hope  I can still get chocolate Easter eggs !

(76) End With A Bang And Wash Day Blues. (No Pinks)

Fooled you I am not here. A post by the magic of the great Google. I am going to be of line till payday. Curse you Capitalism curse you to hell. At least I can get YouTube on the TV. So I well be all conspiracied up on my return. Did you know the world is flat and/or hollow. And fear the Lizard rulers
 Just two silly ones today. Yes I am wasting my life aren't I.

(75)Lots To Learn.

Another weekend has flown by. I did manage a couple of captions for Ariel's latest caption contest.
 http://starzcaptioncontests.blogspot.co.uk/ Its a wedding theme. As always do check it out and have a go yourself.
 And made this caption for when the married life has become a little jaded.

R I P Kieth Emerson

(74) Bowling Ball Birth.

A happy Mothers day. To all you Mothers and want to be Mothers.

Martha Wainwright - Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole (live)

(73) Leap Year Ladies.

Two captions today. How often do you get to work with the theme of 29th of February? OK every four year DUH !
 I hope you all can make good use of an extra twenty four hours in your life.

The Beatles - A Day In The Life

(72) Lost That Loving Feeling.

I hope you are all well. Another great shift caption, I have to say its not my favorite theme. I do not think i would write a straight one. But it is a good hook to twist in my own evil way.
 I have finally got a followers app running (Top right) Thank you to all of you who have bookmarked
the blog. It really means a great deal to me. X
  I have had to put the moderator app on to the comments box  because of spam. I do hope it well not put you of I well publish all even the negative ones. (Yes I've had them, would you believe it? )
 I do hope to do an update on the Blogs to follow list soon. if you have your own site I have not
bookmarked or know of a great one i missed out on the please let me know. It was one of the reasons
when i started this site to have a one stop shop for other blogs in the themes we love.

You've lost that loving feeling Live vocal 1965 Righteous Brothers

(71) Say It With Flowers.

I do hope you are all feeling loved.

Flowered Up - Take It (Official Music Video)

(70) Packing Problems.

(69) Moose To Miss ?

You know this is so crazy it just might work, Well maybe not! Sorry for no up dates just not a moment to myself of late. But hopefully some new posts soon.

Moose - "Dress You The Same"

(68) Missed Being Miss.

No preamble Just a caption, well there's this preamble ! But that's just to tell you I am not writing anything. Even if I have I'm not.

R I P David Bowie.

It was just unbelievable news driving in to work this morning. Bowie was the first record I ever brought, Ok it was the laughing gnome but I was only three or four. Just so many great songs to choose from but these two are always my favorites.

David Bowie - Oh You Pretty Things

David Bowie - Life On Mars?

(67) I Am Surprised Sissy Lasted That Long !

A happy new year to you all. Thank you for visiting this blog over the past year. Well I almost kept to a post a week.
 I have updated the blog list do support them. A shout out for two caption contests http://tganderson.blogspot.co.uk/ and http://starzcaptioncontests.blogspot.co.uk/ if you have the day off give them ago.
 And Julie has a new blog at http://betintoskirts.blogspot.co.uk/ it was one of her own contests that I started to make captions. So blame her... I mean Wow look at me now !
 Best Wishes Ian.

Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict