(118) Two Sides To Every Story.

A very happy new year to you all. Thank you for stopping by my piece of the web this year.
Best wishes and Love Ian X.

(117) The List

(116) A Stocking Filler.

So its all over for another year. Just the expense and waistline to work off.
I still have the tail end of chocolates and red wine to finish off sigh! It's got to be done.

Lush - De-Luxe (Official Video)

(II5) Tis The Season To Be Jenny.

A happy Christmas to you all.

(114) They Are Tears Of Joy, Surely?

Christmas is fast approaching. Have I done any Christmas shopping or any captions? Nope.
Well here is a tale of retail hell and the theory that ladies have an extra shopping chromosome.

(113) See The Piece Of Sawdust In Another's Eye And Not Notice The Wooden Beam In Your Own Eye.

Hi gals and guys. I hope you are all well. I am still struggling with health, time and silly work shifts.
But here is a new short caption all fresh, crispy and new.

(112) A learning Process.

Sorry for the lack of posts. My brain is sometimes beyond my control.
 For a change, I have made a nice caption. It is a rewrite of a very early caption long lost in blog heaven. It got a little long and could have been longer just remembered something I was going to put in but forgot.
 This is for Kaaren. Thank you for the comments and for always seeing the positive. X

The Shamen - Move any mountain

R I P Craig Gill

Craig Gill the drummer for the Inspiral Carpets.
Such an important band in my life. Just been reliving some tracks on Youtube.
Those were the days.

INSPIRAL CARPETS "beast inside" LIVE 21790

Inspiral Carpets - The Dome ( Channel 4 1991)

AWOL.

Apologies for going AWOL. I had a few technical issues. Hopefully abnormal service well be resumed this weekend. X

(111) A Reflection.

It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and leave no doubt.

HAWKWIND-SEEING IT AS YOU REALLY ARE

(110) Halloween. Dressed To Depress

I've have not had many trick or treaters, I will just have to eat the sweets myself. SUGAR RUSH !

"My Name is Mud" Primus - 1993 Live from MTV's Haunted House Party

(109) Halloween. Your Loss Is Their Gain.

Halloween is very nearly here. Yikes!

(108) How Low Can You Go?

Just a caption I made to fill a small hole.

Status Quo - Down down 1975

(107 )GIF Guzzler.

Ever six seconds. John relived his nightmare. The unrelenting cock would unload into his mouth.
although but a brief second his taste buds captured every flavour of the unwanted deposit. If only he could spit it out but every time he was forced to close his jaw swill the goo all around his gums and
swallow. He could feel the copious gloop slowly slither down his throat.Maybe you can see his disgust? The never-ending horror of this curse. He wants to vomit,scream. maybe even beg for release. Again ever six seconds thousands of times a day.
 John loved receiving  oral but his girlfriend Jullie hated it. Even more so when he insisted she swallowed every drop. He knew her abhorrence but John loved the dominance and seeing a woman on her knees before him forced to take his seed.  
 Jullie could not take his humiliation and bullying anymore. And when she left him she cast a spell to leave him in GIF hell.
 Is the internet immortal? Every six second,every six seconds.

average white band Lets go round again.mov

(106) The Art Of Persuasion.

Well, I failed to get the Nobel prize for litriture, Again!
There are two caption contests to plug. http://degradeddamsels.blogspot.co.uk/  and  http://tganderson.blogspot.co.uk/  both fine blogs to visit and take part if you feel the urge.
I often have the urge but very rarely the energy.

Fuzzbox - Love Is The Slug (Official Music Video)

(105) Just Hanging Around.

Stranglers.. Hanging Around live in studio in black and white

(104) Dee Flowered.

Hello. I hope you have all had a good week. I've cricked my neck so with that and my aching back and shoulder I have been shuffling around  like Quasimodo.
 I made this caption after reading the following caption on Dee Mentia's blog. http://deelusionsofgrandeur.blogspot.co.uk/2016/09/i-got-idea-from-youtube-right.html.
I thought of this follow up straight away. Sorry, I could not find a better photo. I was hoping to find
two butch lesbians with strap ons. Hours I had to spend watching lesbian porn. Oh, how I suffer for my art. My arm and hand are now aching too!

The Groundhogs - Split Pt. 2 (1971) "Live Audio" London concert. 1971.

(103) The Spy Who Is Left Out In The Cold,

(102) The The Fart Caption.

Normal service well be resumed A S A P. I managed to get cut of the internet yet again.
Well just to prove what a loss to the world wide web that is.

Joni Mitchell Both sides now on Mama Cass Show 1969

(101) So What's Gone Wrong?

This is not the caption I was going to post today but the one I started kind of got away from me and I ran out of time and enthusiasm. And also as i could not find the right photo for the theme  etc etc.
 Anyway. This one was made for  Natasha at http://natashascoercedcaps.blogspot.co.uk/.
  Its this or a fart joke. but I might post that in the week anyway. I am so classy.

(100) The Lost Case Book.The DinkyWinkie Berries.

For this the one hundredth caption spectacular. I am sure you were expecting glitz, dancing girls, performing wombats on unicycles.  Erm well no sorry about that but a longer two part caption
from the newly discovered unpublished notes of Doctor Whatson where we discover Homes was
not always the great detective but did get his man.
(Names have been changed to prevent lawsuits and copyright.)

UFO - Doctor Doctor (live 1975)

(99)The Jokes On Him.

I am not sure what I have done to deserve it as I feel my recent postings have been a bit lame and below Parr. But this blog is now being viewed around 1000 times a day and today 3200 so far!
 Thank you all so much for stopping by, it really does mean a lot to me.
 A cautionary tale. Do not eat pizza and blog at the same time. I did and it fell of the plate on to
the computer screen to slide down on to the keyboard. What a mess!
 

The Smiths - That Joke isn't Funny Anymore

Labour Day?

Its labour day but you guys get the day of work? Erm?

(98) Double Take.

Why do Sundays fly by so fast? Time never seems to pass this quickly when I am at work.
Another short caption but hopefully my new found Microsoft word skills well start to speed things
up. Just maybe, Don't hold your breath.

Captain Beefheart - Mirror Man (Pinkpop Festival 1974)

(97) A Fine line Between Genius And Insanity.

I just spotted this photon on Joanna's blog. http://joannastgcaptions.tumblr.com/ and it made me think.

(96)Running Late

An Olympic caption and recent events gave me a topical hook to hang it on. Neat:)

Black Uhuru - Puff She Puff (Live in London)

(95) Coming To An Arrangement.

I hope that life is treating you all well. I am so glad you can join me again for another short tale.
Or should that be a red tail?

The Cramps - All Women Are Bad (Live)

(94) A Disappointment.

Life holds many disappointments. As Simon Cowell  once said "Fuck of Ian,I well call the police again!" Yes he was disappointed the court order had failed. And I am disappointed that Simon Cowell and his devils offspring are still on TV.
 Oh well keep reaching for the stars or stalking them or, well you know ...

Electronic - "Disappointed"

(93) Bunny Bois A re Best.

Bunny girls really are the best aren't they. What sissy would not want to shimmy their cute tail in that costume. I am still not feeling on good writing form so this ones a quick one.
  So who has been watching the ladies beach volley ball. Me!

 

Echo & The Bunnymen - The Cutter (live 1984)

(92) All Dolled Up.

I am still in a rut new caption wise and in a lethargy generally (sigh) so here is one made in March for Dee's D I Y contest then. I do enjoy inanimate captions but do feel a sense of dread i think it would drive one quite mad. So despite the ending  I wrote at the time I  think he might of got released after a little while of punishment. I am just a softy at heart.

New York Dolls - Looking for a Kiss